Friday, February 19, 2010

FAWM 2010 Song #33: "Ms. Harriet Chimpunk's Underground School Fer Young Chipmunks"


Seanye Warhol Discovers A School For Chipmunks In The Forest

After Seanye Warhol parted the adorable Hartz, he headed into the woods. He soon came upon a group of chipmunks, but these weren't any ordinary chipmunks. It was a chipmunk school in the middle of the woods. There were several young chipmunks gathered around a couple of older chipmunks who appeared to be teaching them. When they saw Seanye Warhol approached, they asked him how he was and invited him to listen in on the rest of their lesson. It was a lesson about the history of chipmunks in this forest. It detailed the rise to power of the evil weasels.

After the lecture was over, Ms. Harriet Chipmunk came over to Seanye Warhol and explained to him that she and her friend Mr. Finnius P. Chipmunk had set up a secret underground school to teach the young chipmunks about the history of chipmunks. Seanye asked why the school had to be underground, and Ms. Chipmunk explained that the evil weasels had outlawed any education of chipmunks fearing they might try to revolt. Any school was banned, and the punishment for teaching was death. Seanye asked the chipmunks why they were risking so much to teach, and Ms. Chipmunk explained that if the youths ever wanted to have anything for themselves, they needed to learn. So she set up the school in order to educate the younger generation with the hope that one day the chipmunks would be able to overthrow the chipmunks and have wealth for themselves. Seanye Warhol feared for the chipmunks, but knew their cause was a just one. He promised to keep a watch out for weasels to secure the safety of the school and continued onwards...

Ms. Harriet Chipmunk's Underground School Fer Young Chipmunks


© Sean Nolan 2010

To Ashley and Blake,
Thanks fer sacrificing to teach the yungins,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

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