I think all these songs are killing my voice... And my brain...
Seanye Warhol Discovers The Adorable Hartz
After Seanye Warhol headed away from the valley kingdom, he followed the river all the way to an ocean. Seanye was relieved to see the coast free from pirates. He did, however, see a bunch of small adorable creatures running around. They looked kind of like beavers, but smaller and rounder and without the big tails. They kept jumping and splashing around in the sea. One of them stopped in front of him, and Seanye Warhol was surprised when it started talking to him.
"Yer not a hunter, are you?" the creature asked. Seanye said no, he wasn't. He would never harm a living creature, and he recounted his encounter with the Kappablue. The creature was convinced that Seanye Warhol was not a hunter, and it explained that they were Hartz. They were aquatic mammals that had gained the ability to breathe underwater for as long as they chose. They chose mates at a very young age and developed lifelong bonds of love that were never broken. They were completely adorable, and loved nothing more than to swim around and play. They used to live on land, but they were hunted ruthlessly by men who prized Hart pelts. The Hartz used their ability to breathe underwater to start building homes under the ocean where the hunters could not reach them. Now they only came to the shore to harass any hunters that still tried to catch them. Seanye Warhol was glad the Hartz were able to escape the hunters, but hoped that one day they would be able to live above the water again. He wished the Hartz well and said that he would look out for any hunters in the area...
Hartz vs. Hunters
© Sean Nolan 2010
To Keri and Mike,
Keep being adorable,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean
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