Seanye Warhol Avoids Being Recruited By The Gang Of Pirates
After Seanye Warhol departed the kingdom of Sterbaville, he came upon a large body of water... Probably a sea, he guessed. He saw a ship on the water's edge. Not seeing any other way to go, Seanye approached one of the men loading cargo onto the ship and asked to speak to the captain. "The Cap'n?" replied the man, "Nobody talks to Miss Cap'n." "Miss Cap'n?" Seanye asked. The man replied telling the story of their captain, the only female pirate captain in the land. Ever since childhood, the captain had dreamed of being a pirate, but no one took her seriously. She had to prove herself. So she started small, conducting raids on local tax collectors and merchants then buying rounds at the local bars for other pirate groups. She gradually gained a loyal band of followers who claimed she was the toughest captain in the land. She had lost both of her legs, one of her eyes, and survived every disease the high seas could throw at her.
But there was something more. Pirates will follow any captain when the times are good, but this captain had a way of keeping her pirates loyal even when times were dire. Any new recruit to her gang usually fell deep in love with the captain, she lured them to her cabin where she removed their hearts and kept them stored in a safe in her quarters. This assured that no pirate could ever leave her ship alive. Fearing being taken by this ravenous gang of pirate and knowing that his heart belonged to a sweet girl back in his home kingdom, Seanye Warhol made an excuse to leave and ran to safety, heading along the shore into the Land of Unicorns...
My Cap'n, Queen Of The Sea
© Sean Nolan 2010
To Nikki,
Please be healthy in all ye quests,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean
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