WHY...

Does Kid Rock have the number one album in the country? I didn't even know he was still making music, much less releasing a new record, much less releasing a record people would buy. He can't have more than 300 fans, and if the number one record is only selling 300 copies, there must be something wrong with the music industry. Seriously though, who bought this record? If you did, go kill yourself. You're probably one of the same jerks who has kept Nickelback's record in the top 30 for the past two years. That is effing crazy if you didn't know, too bad it couldn't happen with a record that was worth listening to. I guess the people buying these records must be people who are too stupid learn how to use a computer and steal music, which explains why they like such bad music. Anyway, the point of this whole thing is that people (like Keri) are worried/excited about global warming, when it's obvious that what is going to end the world a whole lot faster is that people don't buy records any more unless they're really, really bad. Eventually, peopel will have bought so many bad records that everyone's ears/aural centers of their brains will have exploded leaving only Nickelback and Kid Rock fans to roam the earth, similar to what happened with the dinosaurs when only the Yanni-loving cockroaches survived.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean