Re-Retaliation and Magic

I'm not sure why Mean Ashley would ever think I would even dream of trying to trip her again. I'm a human being and subject to the rules of the human condition, one tenet of which is the ability to learn lessons. I will never try to hurt anything ever again, because it just ends up hurting me instead of what deserves to be hurt like Mean Ashley. Instead I'll have to attempt to make her try to hurt me, so instead karma will end up hurting her. A perfect plan you might think, but yer wrong. It still relies on negative feelings which could karmarily come back to git me. So the only way to get just vengeance against Mean Ashley is to turn the other cheek against her slanderous verbal/blogal assaults, to be the bigger person and spread love for my fellow man instead of hate against my adversary.


Also, the new Bruce Springsteen CD is good. It was number one for a reason, but not because it's good. It's because The Boss has name recognition and a dedicated fanbase of older people who still buy records instead of stealing them on the internet. Please buy records. If you do, I might have a job when I grow up. If you don't, I'll die an early death in a gutter somewhere in Asbury Park, New Jersey, ironically enough in the place Bruce Springsteen hails from. Oh irony, yer a cruel mistress. Sorry to Kathryn for cheating on her with my aforementioned mistress, irony, but in my defense, she is a rather cruel mistress.



Ashley is mean, but that's okay, amor omnia vincit,

Hugz 'n' kissiz,

Sean