
Are the best things ever. I defy you to name one thing better. Lollipops? No. Haircuts? No. Hall & Oates? No. Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines? No. All Natural Meat Substitute? No. Minor League Baseball Park Sauerkraut? No. Multi-Colored Lesbian Wigs? No. Multi-Colored Lesbian Whigs? No! Which brings up another point: when the Whigs were a functional political party in the United States, there weren't even photographs, much less color, everything was black and white, so there couldn't have been multi-colored Whigs and women weren't allowed to a) participate in politics or b) be lesbians so there couldn't be lesbian Whigs either. So why would you even bring that up jerk?
The point being that slippers shaped like animals are the best things ever and everyone that didn't wear some slippers last night to the slipper themed office/wii party can expect to die.
Also, buy records.
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean
Sean

4 comments:
Um, i wore slippers and amazing pajama pants. and just so everyone knows, there was no wii, only amazing nintendo 64, which i dominated in!
until matt dominated in super smash bros
it was completely unnecessary for you to say that
Hugz!
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