Another example of Keri trying to control my life against my will. Keri's rage:
"*sigh* it's dangerous how those who should not be subjecting the world to what is inside their brains [sean and jolene] have found this forum. sorry world, thats what you get for not warming up quick enough"
Keri yelled at me (via a comment on my last post) for trying to stand up for myself against the treachers (real word) of Mean Ashley. She said I had no right to practice my God-given right of free speech and instead she would rather I had been burned alive or drowned as a result of global warming. Her lone wish being that the process could have happened faster hastening worldwide death and destruction to everyone but her so she could feel really important when everyone else was dead. Also, she has a really big bag. I saw it. What does she keep in there? No that's not a Ludacris reference, because I don't really like Ludacris all that much and certainly wouldn't try to reference his lyrics. I do wish he'd sell more records though, that way maybe I could have a job one day. Again, everyone please buy records so I don't end up on the cold, conrete floor of a Turkish prison with no solace but the lusty embrace of my new friend Ahmet (a tribute to the legendary record executive Ahmet Ertegun, though I'm not trying to suggest he'd ever want to hold me in his lusty embrace, he's more prone to inspiring tribute concerts that make Led Zeppelin reunite for only like the 3rd or 4th time since 1980).
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean
Keri yelled at me (via a comment on my last post) for trying to stand up for myself against the treachers (real word) of Mean Ashley. She said I had no right to practice my God-given right of free speech and instead she would rather I had been burned alive or drowned as a result of global warming. Her lone wish being that the process could have happened faster hastening worldwide death and destruction to everyone but her so she could feel really important when everyone else was dead. Also, she has a really big bag. I saw it. What does she keep in there? No that's not a Ludacris reference, because I don't really like Ludacris all that much and certainly wouldn't try to reference his lyrics. I do wish he'd sell more records though, that way maybe I could have a job one day. Again, everyone please buy records so I don't end up on the cold, conrete floor of a Turkish prison with no solace but the lusty embrace of my new friend Ahmet (a tribute to the legendary record executive Ahmet Ertegun, though I'm not trying to suggest he'd ever want to hold me in his lusty embrace, he's more prone to inspiring tribute concerts that make Led Zeppelin reunite for only like the 3rd or 4th time since 1980).
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean
2 comments:
I'm sorry that Keri's attempts to control your life are not working out for you. The best example would be getting us to date by throwing rice at us. Obviously that isn't going to work out, since you are already cheating on me with Irony (see, capitalized) and you're longing for "the lusty embrace of [your] new friend Ahmet."
However, I feel it is quite unnecessary to attack her large bag when she has never spoken truer/funnier words. I had never realized there was an upside to global warming. But we all knew of her genius when she deduced marbles could be blue.
My point is, Turkey can be quite pretty in the summer.
The rice was my idea, I want credit for a great idea when I have them!!! (aka ALL THE TIME!)
Post a Comment