Victim Of A Cougar Attack

I was also the victim of a vicious cougar attack.

Back when I fought in the Civil War, a fierce large cat aka a cougar aka a middle aged female sexual predator attacked me in a fit of lustful sensual rage.

Fortunately the encounter was captured eloquently on an out of print CD-Rom by the noble Miss Treva Harte.

I have not read it, but I assume it depicts my situation quite accurately. If it does not, then I will write a scathing letter to the publisher, but first someone has to read it to me because I am illiterate.

Hope everyone's having a good time.

Also, buy records.
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean