Thursday, November 27, 2008

Did You Buy Chinese Democracy Yet?


I didn't. I've been hearing how disappointing this album was since I heard that it was even being made. Not that GNR was ever that great anyway.

Also, Nickelback has a new album, so music is officially dead. It has a song called "S.E.X." on it.
Here are the lyrics reprinted for education purposes, thus making it fair use and not copyright infringement.

(Verse 1)
"No" is a dirty word ,
Never gonna say it first,
"No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind.
Maybe in the parking lot,
Better bring your friend along,
Better all together than just one at a time.

(Chorus)
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes)
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah!

(Verse 2)
I'm loving what you wanna wear,
I wonder what's up under there?
Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue?
I love to try to set you free,
I love you all over me.
Love to hear the sound you make the second you're done.

(Chorus)
S is for the simple need,
E is for the ecstasy,
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really want.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah! (YES)
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.

(Chorus)
S is for the simple need,
E is for the ecstasy,
X is just to mark the spot,
Because that's the one you really waaaant.
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah! (YES)
(Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question,
'Cuz the answer's yes, oh the answer's (Yes).
Not just a suggestion, if you ask the question,
Then it's always yes. Yeeeah! (YES)
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.
Yeeeeeeeah, yeeeah, yeah.

YES!

But onward young scholars. While Nickelback has officially killed music, there are still warriors fighting that noble but futile fight to resurrect music from its ashes.

People like Ryan Adams with his new album with his band The Cardinals called Cardinology. My favorite song on it is "Cobwebs." What's yours?













So there is that.
Will you confuse my love for the Cobwebs,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

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