I. Ashley is so mean that... A. She crushes innocent puppies.
B. She deletes historical musical performances.
C. She writes a blog about how cold she is when it isn't cold at all except in the South Pole where people are really suffering from real cold but does Ashley care about that? No! She's mean.
D. She mocks people that trip over and doesn't stop there but then goes on mocking them even after the tripee has gotten over it and moved on, forgiving her like a true Christian should.
E. She draws dumb pictures that she thinks are as cool as mine but are really too dumb and fancy.
6. She makes fun of people who appreciate the comfort and convenience of jean shorts.
7. She conducts nightly witchly seances in her back yard in which she tries to raise the souls of the damned just so she can have more people to help her crush innocent puppies.
H. She thinks twitter is cool and tries to waste her friends' time by forcing them (often at gunpoint) to use it while she sits backs and laughs at their folly.
9. She crushes innocent kittinz.
10. She always yells at everyone.
II. Kathryn is so dumb that...
1. She dates a gay boy.
2. She thinks rocks are fun.
3. She doesn't know how to speak right.
a. She can't pronounce the word won correctly.
b. She can't pronounce the word Taurus correctly.
c. She thought albeit was pronounced all-bite.
d. She can't pronounce a lot of other words correctly.
4. She rides a bike.
5. She eats fruits and vegetables.
6. She thinks one piece of bread cut in half with a little lettuce and tomato constitutes a meal.
7. She goes to bed early and gets up really early like an old or something.
8. She's always causing all kinds of problems.
9. She's friends with Mean Ashley and Mean Keri even though they're so mean.
10. She causes the deletion of historical musical performances by her interruptions.
Anyway, I think we should all take the time to reflect upon how mean Ashley is and how dumb Kathryn is.
Hope yer having a nice day.
Also, buy records, lots of them.
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean
4 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. That picture is spot on. I'm sorry I'm so dumb, I'll try my best to make smarter decisions. I already have learned that albeit is pronounced al-be-it. I learned that before this post came out. So you should really update your information. I know you would hate to mislead your audience with "facts" you know are lies.
That's why it says thought, as in past tense. Wow, yer dummer than I thought.
I thought it was all-bait?
I'm calling BAD JOURNALISM on you because I don't crush puppies and I don't conduct nightly witch ceremonies in my yard and I don't crush kittinz and I don't yell at everyone and Kathryn isn't dumb.
Yer dumb.
Also, that picture of Kathryn is so freaking cute, it looks professional.
Ummm.. look how mean yer being. Only further proof that all I say is true.
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