Drunk bowling is the funnest thing you've never done. Unless you have done it. Then it's the funnest thing you've ever done. Remember how you loved to go bowling as a kid? If you didn't you are a Zombieapocalypse and should prbly look into feasting on some brains or somethings, but you prbly can't read, so whatevz. Anyway, imagine if bowling was even cooler than it was. It is... When yer drunk. Of course! Because everything is, except heartache, which is worse, but whatevz. As you start to drink, you get suddenly way better at bowling until you roll like two 300 games in a row, then yer skillz diminishez super-fast. Like Usain Bolt fast. Anyway, it's still super fun. So do it.
Also buy records,
Hugz 'n kissiz,
Sean
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