Tiny Robot Doctor

So in the shower just now after I went running, I came up with a pretty great idea for a new cartoon series called Tiny Robot Doctor. I noticed an irritating new little bump on my armpit and wondered what it was. I naturally imagined that a tiny robot doctor floating somewhere just outside my shower considered my request and decided that it was armpit cancer. So I says to him I says "Shut up tiny robot doctor!" So imagined that this could be a whole crazy sidekick relationship where every time I think something's wrong, I ask tiny robot doctor what he thinks and then immediately dismiss his decision with my catchphrase "Shut up tiny robot doctor!!!" The kids will love it. Me and tiny robot doctor will travel the globe fighting crime, cleaning up the environment, and righting all that which had once been wrong. My character will be basically like me except he can prbly fly and halt the flow of time with his imperial battleship. Anyway, I though it was a pretty good idea. I've added some concept art for everyone to visualize the dynamic of the relationship.

Also, the world hasn't seen this. It's a picture by Sean Gleason of Clive Turner fighting a werewolf. It's preview art from his upcoming graphic novelization of the classic film Howling VII: New Moon Rising starring Clive Turner. I just figured more people might need to see it. See the movie, you might regret it.

Also, buy records,
Shut up tiny robot doctor,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Drunk Bowling

Drunk bowling is the funnest thing you've never done. Unless you have done it. Then it's the funnest thing you've ever done. Remember how you loved to go bowling as a kid? If you didn't you are a Zombieapocalypse and should prbly look into feasting on some brains or somethings, but you prbly can't read, so whatevz. Anyway, imagine if bowling was even cooler than it was. It is... When yer drunk. Of course! Because everything is, except heartache, which is worse, but whatevz. As you start to drink, you get suddenly way better at bowling until you roll like two 300 games in a row, then yer skillz diminishez super-fast. Like Usain Bolt fast. Anyway, it's still super fun. So do it.

Also buy records,
Hugz 'n kissiz,
Sean

Karaoke

Karaoke is the funnest thing you've never done. Unless you have done it. Then it's the funnest thing you've ever done. Of course most things are fun when you're drunk. And I don't imagine karaoke would really be any fun sober. The real tragedy here though is that I've only really done it a few times. There are so few people who have heard me try to sing songs that are way out of my range. Karaoke is culturally important, and if I'm ever going to be culturally important like I plan to be, I need to do more karaoke. There are some people that don't like karaoke. They are called robots and they are stupid and they are not even people anyway. Zombies prbly don't like it either, but I'm sure werewolves lurv it to bitz. So if you care about yerself, sing karaoke.

Also, buy records.
Will you confuse my love for the Cobwebs,
Two hands Ginobili,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Drunk Songwriting 101

Drunken Cowgirl Serenade

I think I'm getting worse at this as I get older...

















© Sean Nolan 2010


Robotzombiewerewolfapocalypse.com,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Brains

Why do zombies like to eat brains so much?

Seems weird.

Robot.robot.robot.com/brains,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,

Sean

Plus Art

Sorry Vampires!!!

I don't care about you because you are lame and weak. Plus I know where yer king lives.

Robots.com,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,

Sean

P. S. - Robotzombieapocalypse

Get Scared... Throw Up... Die...

Robots robots robots are coming to take over your life. Soon. And zombies. And werewolves. I'm not really scared of zombies because they are stupid. Also, you can just cap them pritti easily. You need silver bullets to kill werewolves, and I don't have any. Also, "Silver Bullets" is an awesome song by Ryan Adams, he's the wolves at the door that yer not supposed to let in. Robots are okay though. I was telling Fiona earlier how I hope that one day you can have sergery to tern you into a robot. Then you could be all robotzombieapocalypse.com all over everybody. Just an update on the world: Lady Gaga is really good, and JONAS is probably the best show on T.V. Mike Bennett is my favorite Jonas Brother, and Joe is a close second. One day robots will probably take over the world, then everybody will have to Star Wars into space and become Jedi. That will be cool, because everyone will have lightsabers, but a bunch of dum kidz will prbly cut they're own arms off, then Tipper Gore will try to get them banned like 2 Live Crew. Also, Ashley is mean.

Also, buy records.

Two hands Ginobili,
Will you confuse my love for the Cobwebs,
Hugz 'n' kissiz,

Sean