Sunday, March 30, 2008

RyanKeyFanGirl's Opinion Of Panic At The Disco's Pretty. Odd.


Sure I'm a dick for making fun of a 12 year old. I'm not. Kids can appreciate good music. I liked the Beatles when I was in 4th grade (and my little sister who's now also in the 4th grade loves the Beatles too, so eat it RyanKeyFanGirl).

What did they do? (Made a great record) ** (Actually... ******)
Pretty Odd should be entitled "1950's Slow Pop" (I think yer off a decade there sweetheart, but that's ok, gold star for effort). This is such a deviation from AFYCSO (Oh, I get it, so a band should always make the same record, I guess that's how the originality you so crave comes about - by doing the same thing over and over again). Their last album had originality to it (some, but it was nothing that hadn't been done before - they just borrowed from a vast array of influences, kind of like they did on this record), and every song was different (really? perhaps, but more different than the songs on this record where there's a Dixieland Jazz song right next to a folk-rock epic? no). They were different in a really good way. But then, this came out. And you would think the boys were born in 1920 (because you can't appreciate music unless you're older than it... wait wait wait weren't cabaret tunes a big influence on their last record, songs that sounded like turn of the 20th century, maybe you would actually think the boys were born in 1860). Sure, they're an odd kind of rock (this makes no sense, but even if they did, they have always made pop music, sure it's unique, but nothing exceptionally genre-breaking), but this is just so odd it doesn't even make modern lyrical sense (neither does this sentence - what exactly is modern lyrical sense?). I mean, who gave them weed? =/ (Yer dumb).

Maybe one day RyanKeyFanGirl will cast aside her Pull-Ups and become a big girl, perhaps around the same time I stop trying to assert my superiority by making fun of helpless, misguided tweens, but for now it seems that her path towards musical enlightenment is a long and treacherous one. Godspeed RyanKeyFanGirl, Godspeed.

Wish RyanKeyFanGirl Godspeed on her journey.

Also, buy records like Pretty. Odd. by Panic At The Disco.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Buy Panic At The Disco's New Record, Seriously


I mean it. This record (Pretty. Odd.) is so good that your life just got worse because you don't have it. I'm not sure about the logistics of that statement, but I know that it's science and it's true. I'm sure that most of Panic's 15 year old fan demographic will not like this album as much as their debut, but it is so much better. The only real criticism you can offer is that it borrows a little bit too much from The Beatles, but I don't know... I consider The Beatles to just be a big influence, one among many. It is clear, however, that The Beatles heavily influenced this record. A criticism that's more likely to be offered by music snobs (like those at Rolling Stone - seriously, hoe much of a moron can you be - he almost says that the only reason he doesn't like it is because it's by Panic At The Disco, while he's saying what a pleasant record it is) is that this record isn't good simply because it's by Panic At The Disco. Critics didn't like their first record because 12 year olds did, and 12 year olds can't like anything artistic. Well, let me tell you something. That record was good. This one, however, is much better. It doesn't have the dance beats of the first record, those were nice, but not a huge loss compared to the wonderful melodies, arrangements, instrumentation, singing, lyrics, etc. in all the songs on this record. It just sounds really great. I love it. Please just buy it, you'll see. It's so ridiculously good, just buy it buy it buy it. I really can't stress that enough. So buy it.

Also, buy other records, but mostly Pretty. Odd. by Panic At The Disco.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Angela Kinsey Is Pregnant. Is Angela Matrin Also Pregnant?

Real life Angela Kinsey is pregnant. It's noticeable. The Office is taping new episodes right now. Will her character fake life Angela Martin also be pregnant? By Dwight Schrute? You decide.

Also, buy records like The Con by Tegan And Sara, everyone's favorite lesbian twins. It's got nice melodies and nice lyrics too.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Holy Crap! Levon Help Can Still Sing!

Levon Helm is old, in fact he'll be 68 this year. He's a year older than Bob Dylan, but he still has his voice apparently. This is made even more impressive by the fact that a few years ago Helm hardly had a voice after going through treatment for throat cancer. I recently bought his Grammy winning album Dirt Farmer, which came out last year. The songs are all really good Americana-ish folk type songs like you'd expect from Levon Helm. Helm is helped by Dylan's old guitarist/multi-instrumentalist Larry Campbell and his daughter Amy, among others. Anyway, the record is really good. Just hope that when you're old you still have a strong singing voice.

Also, buy records like Dirt Farmer by Levon Helm.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Friday, March 7, 2008

Who Knew How Good Third Eye Blind Is?

Sure, we all heard "Semi-Charmed Life," How's It Going To Be," and "Jumper" in middle school and we loved them. Some of us even got the first Third Eye Blind record, but we only listened to those songs didn't we. Even those songs we didn't listen to very carefully, did we? So we forgot about the record until just recently and realized that it's actually really really good. The songs have good lyrics, good melodies, and very intricate production. If you don't believe me, dust off your copy and listen to "Narcolepsy." So this has me wondering if the subsequent records Third Eye Blind has released are as good. They probably are. I'll do some investigation. So listen to your old records, some of them might be pretty good.

Also, buy new records.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Sean Nolan Is A Diva

It's true, especially when his friends ask him to play songs for them. Really though he's just infinitely insecure.Hope yer having a nice day.

Also, buy records, like the new re-releases by Hellogoodbye. They just re-released their self-titled EP and full length debut Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! with extra tracks and bonus DVDs. The bonus tracks are all demos that have been available online for free for a while, but they provide interesting insight into how Forrest Kline crafts his powerpop sweetness. Most of the demos are very rough and mostly just midi, but they're still worth listening to. The EP comes with the previously released OMG HGB DVD ROTFL, which has music videos, 2 live shows, and other stuff. The ZAVD comes with a previously unreleased show on DVD from 2007. Anyway, one of the best things about the re-releases is the artwork.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Bootlegging Is Good For The Music Industry

*Note that when I am referring to bootleg recordings, I am referring only to material that is not officially released: live shows and studio sessions that are not available commercially*

A short history of bootlegging, off the top of my head and quite probably inaccurate: Pictured above is "Great White Wonder" by everybody's (read: my) favorite artist Bob Dylan, the record that really started the bootlegging industry back in July of 1969. It is a collection of Bob Dylan performances from before the release of his first record as well as some songs from The Basement Tapes sessions with The Band. Until the CD came around, bootlegging had to be a rather involved process, a second whole industry, because it required equipment to produce and package actual vinyl records. Even when CDs first came out, the process was intensive because CD burners were not readily available. So for a long time, bootlegging had to be this whole other recording industry. With the spread of CD reproduction technology, digital recording equipment, digital music files, and high speed internet, bootlegs became much easier to record, distribute, and obtain. This also made it more noticeable, and recently, along with the push to stop file sharing, there has been an increase in efforts by some to combat bootlegging as well.

Now I can sort of see how an artist might at first without thinking at all be scared by bootlegging. They might think it will prevent people from buying their legit recordings, or more likely from paying to see their shows. This, however, is a very stupid point of view. Most people in the music industry will tell you that, the way things are going, even legitimate music releases are becoming more and more a promotional tool, not an income generator. The music drives people to see shows, buy merchandise, etc. So, if this is true, then bootlegs almost certainly will do the same thing: promote an artist. The type of people who will go to the trouble of obtaining a bootleg are the type of people who already own all of an artist's material and see them at shows. And even if they're not, will stopping them from getting bootlegs make them more likely to spend money on an artist or will it make them pissed off to such a degree that they won't buy anything an artist puts out because they view them as greedy and heavy-handed. If anything, bootlegs will drive people to go to more live shows, because they will know what to expect. There is something about a live show that can't be captured on tape. If a person has reason to think the show will be good (i.e. they've already heard sort of what it will be like), they'll be more willing to shell out money to see an artist, so they can experience that first hand. The only reason people wouldn't go to shows is because they're way too fucking expensive, and so is merchandise. Maybe if they allowed people to bootleg shows, more people would come to the show, especially if they charged less, and more people would buy more merchandise, especially if they charged less. Anyway, trying to prevent people from hearing what they want is just going to alienate them and make them not like you. Bootlegging is a powerful promotional tool and a vital part of a dying rock and roll industry. One alternate view is to charge people for bootlegs by selling them on a website or iTunes, but that's almost the same as preventing them from getting what they want, because a lot of fans want to hear anything they can. If they have to pay for all of it, they won't be able to afford what they want, and thus they will be restricted and feel alienated. I don't think legitimate releases should be free because there's a lot that goes in to making a release, and the only way to try to recoup all that money is by selling that release. There's also a lot that goes in to putting on a concert, but that money is recouped by selling tickets and merchandise, so it's not hurt by the fact that someone may be recording it to distribute it later. If you're producing something that's worth enough to people, they'll buy it. So, to all artists, embrace bootlegging, it's here to help promote your work and vastly increase the mythology surrounding you (concerning mythology of artists, I wrote a thesis about it, it's very real and things like bootlegs are very important to it). If you want to hear bootlegs, you should be able to. You're not doing it because you're trying to hurt the artist: you're doing it because you like the artist and are thus supporting them. But anyway, go to shows and buy merchandise to support your favorite artists so they don't get curmdgeonly and try to prevent you from getting what you want.

Also, buy records.

Hugz 'n' kissiz,
Sean